Death Parlour ...

Oh! troubled souls of the world,
have you heard about the place where you should go?
Let me tell you about Death parlour,
The last building on the left of a dead end corner.
When hopes are lost and dreams are shattered,
When love corrodes and life's a disaster
Set foot on Death parlor,
where sex and broads will take you higher!
This is Hell's outhouse,
This is Heaven's whorehouse!

If life's nothing but an empty dream
Why endure the pain?
Why not call it quits and put an end?
We are fading away into eternal oblivion,
We fail to see this and get lost in uncertainties.
Death is the ultimate freedom.
The sweet answer to all absurdities.
We might as well realize it now,
For its better late than never!

Death is the modest at Death parlour,
One shot to your arteries and its a release forever!
Broads will love you to death and kiss goodbye
Till you meet your end they will standby.
The world is Ugly,  Life's a tragedy and
your  kith and kin have lost their sanity.
Open your eyes to face reality!
Death parlour is the escape to all trouble souls,
The place where broads greet you and
Angels of death await you ....

ஆண்டவன் கட்டளை - கழுவியதும் ஊற்றியதும்

ஆண்டவன் கட்டளை ....

விஜய் சேதுபதி, ரித்திகா சிங்க், நாசர் , யோகி பாபு மற்றும் பலர் நடித்திருக்கிறார்கள் . இப்படத்தை "காக்கா  முட்டை" படத்தை இயக்கியவர் இயக்கி இருக்கிறார். திரைக்கதை-ஐ  இவருடன் இன்னும் இரண்டு பேர்  சேர்ந்து எழுதி இருக்கிறார்கள் இசை இன்னொரு அறிவு ஜீவி , cinematography இன்னொரு அறிவு ஜீவி .

பாத்தீங்கன்னா மக்களே இந்த மாதிரி ஒரு படத்தை நீங்க bollywood , hollywood மற்றும் இல்லை சந்திரமண்டலத்தில் கூட பார்க்க முடியாது. படம் ஆரம்பிப்பதும் முடிவதும் audience-ற்கு தெரியாது as a matter of fact இந்த பிரச்சனை வர கூடாது என்று டைரக்டர் யோசித்தாரோ என்னவோ நமக்கு இந்த குழப்பம் வர கூடாது என்று படம் முடிந்த உடன் "சுபம்" என்று போட்டு நம்மளுக்கு "clue" குடுத்து இருக்கும் டைரக்டர்- இன் சாமர்த்தியத்திற்கு ஒரு சபாஷ். சரி கதை என்னவென்றால் விஜய் சேதுபதி வேலை வெட்டி இல்லாமல் இருக்கிறார். ஆனால் வேலை இல்லாமல் இருக்கும் இவரை நம்பி இவரது மாமா நிறைய கடன் குடுத்து இருக்கிறார்,எதற்கு இந்த கடன் என்று "part-2" விடை கிடைக்கும் என நம்புகிறேன். வாங்கிய கடனை அடைக்க நினைக்கும்போது தனது U.K. return நண்பனை சந்திக்கிறார் நாயகன் வி.சே . U.K சென்றால் நிறைய பணம் சம்பாரிக்கலாம் என முடிவுக்கு வருகிறார் உடனே சென்னை செல்கிறார் ஆமாம் சென்னை சென்றால் தானே நாயகி-ஐ route விட முடியும்!! அங்கே போய் ஒரு fraud ஏஜென்ட் -இடம் உதவி கேட்கிறார். இப்பொழுது உங்களுக்கு "வெற்றிகொடிக்கட்டு " படம் ஞாபகம் வருகிறதா ? எனக்கும் வந்ததே !  அனால் அதுதான் இல்லை இவர் நிஜமாகவே U.K. செல்ல அந்த agent உதவிசெய்கிறார் . பாஸ்போர்ட்-இல் இவர் married என போட சொல்கிறார் அதற்கு எதோ காரணம் சொல்கிறார் அந்த நேரம் பார்த்து முன் சீட்டிற்கு ஆள் வந்து "settle" ஆகி கொண்டிருந்தார்கள் அதனால் நான் மிஸ் பண்ணிட்டேன் !!

  இப்போ வி.சே உளுஉலாய் -க்கி ஒரு பெயர்-ஐ  fill செய்கிறார். Correct!! அதுதான் heroine ரித்திகா சிங்க்-ன்  பெயர் பிறகு interview கு செல்கிறார்  ஆனால் சொதப்பி விடுகிறார் இனிமேல் என்ன செய்ய போகிறார் , heroine - ஐ  எப்படி route விடுகிறார் இதுதான் கதை.இது போக படம் முடியும் பொழுது பெருசாக நமக்கு ஒரு message கூட சொல்கிறார் "டைரக்ட்டுடக்கர்". 

படம் பிரமாதம், யோகி பாபு வின் நகைச்சுவை ஆஹா ஒஹோ என இணை தலத்தில் பரவலாக பேசி இருப்பதை பார்த்து நான் கொஞ்சம் "expectation"- ஓடு போனேன் அதிலும் ஒரு twistu படு மொக்கையான படம் மற்றும் காமெடிகள். எனக்கு என்னவோ படத்தின் பட்ஜெட் மிக கணிசமான அளவில் உள்ளதால் இந்த மாதிரி மார்க்கெட்டிங்-ற்கு காசை இறைத்திருப்பார்களோ என ஒரு doubt-u!

படத்தில் எல்லாருமே அறிவு ஜீவிகள் பணியாற்றி இருப்பதினால் என்னை போல் சாதாரண "மசாலா" பட ரசிகனுக்கு நிறைய புடிபடவில்லை அதில் சில

1.படத்தில் என்ன கதை ? எல்லாரும் வருகிறார்கள் போகிறார்கள் . கதை என்பது படத்தில் எங்கே ??? எனக்கு சத்தியமா புரியல படம் "கிளாஸ்" என சொல்லும் சில புண்ணியவான்கள் இந்த கதை என்ன என்று சொன்னால் புண்ணியமா போகும்.ஏனா வி.சே ஊரு விட்டு வருவதே கடனை அடைக்க காசு சம்பாரிக்கத்தான் அதை விட்டுபாஸ்போர்ட் பிரச்சனைக்காக மேலும் மேலும் இறங்கி வேலை செய்கிறார் கடைசில கடனை அடைச்சாரா இல்லை அது"part-2" வில் தான் காண்பிப்பார்களா ??!

2.ரித்திகா , heroine அதனால் அவரை ஹீரோ லவ்வனும். அவர்கள் இருவருக்கும் ஒரே டேஸ்ட் எல்லாமே ரைட்டு நாளும் ஒரு "proper love track" வேணாமா? பேசிக்கொண்டே இருக்கிறார்கள் கடைசியில் கல்யாணம் பணிக்கலாமா என வி.சே கேட்க என்னவோ காபி குடிக்க கூப்பிடுவது போல குலலி ஓகே சொல்லுகிறது இவ்ளோ யதார்த்தம் தேவையா??!!

3.யோகி பாபு கு U.K. வில் என்ன பிரச்னை நடந்தது ?? நம்ம பக்கத்துக்கு நாடு நாதாரிகளை பற்றி மட்டுமே பேசுகிறார், வெள்ளையனின் வன்கொடுமைகள் பற்றி ஏன் பேசவில்லை ?!! இதிலும் அரசியல்??

 4.இசை திரு "கே" வித்யாசமான பாடல்கள் எவ்வளவு வித்யாசம் என்றால் எனக்கு டைட்டில் கார்டு-இல் இது 2016-ம் ஆண்டின் படமா இல்லை 1935-ன் படமா என சந்தேகமே வந்துவிட்டது !! புது பட பாடல்களை சுட்டால் கண்டு பிடுத்து விடுவோம் என்று பலைய படல்களாய்... ??!! ஹி ஹீ என்ன ?? எப்படியோ பாடல்கள் கண்ராவி ,தப்பு தப்பு பிரமாதம்!

5.அந்த சீலோன் தமிழர் தான் ஊமை என்று சொல்லி கொண்டு எல்லோருடனும் கதைக்கிறார் அப்பறோம் ஏ ன் அந்த build up. ஆனால் இது தவிர எனக்கு அந்த கதாபாத்திரதின் வழியே டைரக்டர் சமூகத்திற்கு சொல்லும் ஒரு செருப்படி மெசேஜ் பிடித்தது! அது தவிர வெள்ளையன் இருக்கும் வரை காந்தி உயிரோடுதான் இருந்தார் , போல் படமெங்கும் வாழைப்பழத்தில் ஊசி போல் உள்ள subtle messages மிக நன்று.

6. நம்ம பஞ்சாயத்துக்கு வருவோம்!! படத்தை இப்படியா எதார்தமாக எடுத்து செல்வது . எவ்ளோ எதார்த்தம் ஆனாலும் நாங்கள் திரையில் தானே காண்கிறோம்!! ஏன் இப்படி ஒரு படு மட்டமான திரைக்கதை ?? இல்ல இப்ப இந்த "திரைக்கதை " எனும் வார்த்தை உபயோகிக்க தயக்கமா இருக்கு ..இதை படிக்கும் ஒரு சிலர் இவனுக்கு என்ன தெரியும் என என்னை கழுவி ஊற்றிவிட்டு போகிறார்களோ என்று! இருந்தாலும் 2.15 மணி நேரம் உங்களை நம்பி வந்து உக்காரும் எங்களை இப்படியா "வச்சு செய்வீர்கள் "??

கடைசியாக இது மட்டும் ....நேற்று "டார்லிங் டர்லிங் டார்லிங்  "என்னும் படத்தை பார்த்தேன் . 1982 வெளி வந்த படமாம்!!  Channel மாற்றி கொண்டு இருக்கும்பொழுது ஒரு சீன் பார்க்க நேர்ந்தது அவ்ளோதான் அப்படியே முழு படத்தையும் பார்த்து விட்டேன் . இதற்கும் அந்த படம் பெரிய பட்ஜெட் கெடயாது , பஞ்ச் டயலாக் கெடயாது , நீங்கள் சொல்லும் அதே "யதார்த்தமான" கதை தான் . பாக்யராஜ் -ஆள் என்னை உக்கார வைக்க முடிந்த அளவுகூட உங்களால் எண்னை  உக்கார வைக்க முடியவில்லை அது ஏன் டைரக்டர் அவர்களே ??

Irumugan - Disappointed!!

Akilan and his wife are RAW agents. They have supposedly killed the villain Love. In return the gang members kill the hero's wife. The enraged hero hunts and kills each and every member of the gang to avenge for his wife's demise. This happened in the past, Akilan is  now in exile as the agency suspended him for his sadistic approach towards criminals resulting in deaths.

In the present the Indian Embassy is being attacked by an old man who eventually dies after killing all the security guards. When cops investigate, they find the "heart" symbol tattooed on the man's neck, guessing this could be Love s return the agency thinks only Akilan can hunt him down as he and his wife only have seen Love. The agency goes to Akilan for help who insults them in the beginning but when he comes to know about the attack and the tattoo he is curious because he is sure he had killed Love in the past.  After watching the footage that was recorded by the CCTV cameras he discovers that the old man used an in haler before attacking the guards. He suspects that must be some kind of an enhancing drug. Now Akilan along with another RAW agent Ayushi pursues this person who is behind the attack.Is this person really Love or is it an imposter ? what is he upto? What is in the inhaler ?

This seems like an interesting plot if you read it. But, but... when you watch this on the screen its not that engaging. There were definitely some plus in the movie but I feel the story and how it s executed on screen is far more important than anything else. The director has totally messed up with the later half.

" + "
1.Vikram
2.Music
3.Camera
4.Convincing description about the drug "speed"
5.Stunt sequence
6.Climax twist

" - "
1.Love sequence between nayanthara and Vikram looked too filmy. To give an example, after killing love instead of driving to the pick up point Vikram takes another route and when nayanthara asks where he was going he says "I promised you that we will get married in 24 hours, but then we got busy with work now i still have 4 hours to fulfill my word.

Nayanthara says Every girl has at least 4 months to prepare for her wedding but I only 4 hours but its okay I ll adjust...I was Like damned what the heck!! I felt this kind of a romantic scene will be awesome if it came in a hollywood movie but this is a tamil movie which was trying to imitate the western culture some how the two factors didn't come out together well! 

2."Twists" in the movie. The so called twists in the movie were so damned predictable! To name a couple of them,

Nayanthara gets shot in the head! and fell from a hill in the past but in the present she is found alive!! I knew this was coming but I was hoping the director to tell that she was actually love's gang member and the entire killing of love episode was staged to get the agency off his back or something like that butttt guess what happened?!?!! Nayanthara actually got a head shot fell off a hill but fortunately she was saved by tribal people who lived nearby.Now considering this isn't even a decent a twist to start with how can anyone survive a head shot ? and be in one piece after a fall from a hill ?

Next its said that Nayanthara has amnesia after that accident and Love takes her into his gang  because she is an expert hacker . There is a scene in the present when love asks her to kill Akilan. At the exact moment when she seems to pull the trigger she points it at Love and says the drug "speed" helped her revive her memories. Now is that even a twist? I mean in how many movies have we seen something like this?

3.The entire movie looked so damn half baked! the movie takes place in malaysia there is even a scene where a character says malaysian police are very smart and they are the best and all that but right through the movie the cops seemed to be there only for screen presence. The director has shown them to be very stupid!  I was expecting some sorta politics or some kinda trouble from the malaysian police in the movie but nothing serious actually happened..

That's it I was disappointed with the movie and I forced myself to sit through the movie. It was nothing special . I feel Vikram should choose his scripts more carefully. Feels bad to see all his efforts go in vain.

P.S. This is not a film review I am a fan of Vikram I was expecting a lot but it was down right disappointing, so ranting it here through this post! :(

Awestruck

As a part of my work I had to study about Astronomy and comets, a field that was totally new to me. Right from the day I started reading about it I was awestruck. Who wouldn't be ? After reading how big the solar system is and about the sun, the moon, the stars, about how each planet revolves in a way that doesn't make them collide with their peers and when you realize how everything exists in a perfect balance

The more I read about it, the more I was provoked to think about Creation, including life on earth and its  complexities. I was wondering how perfectly each and every life was created right from a small ant to the giant whales! . To list some of those special features, an involuntary mechanism that makes the heart beat , makes the body digest food and supply the required energy to the body so a life form can survive, eyesight , hearing, sleep , the functioning of the brain,etc It all seemed so perfect. ( some irregularities do exist here and there! Like babies born with one limb ,etc some females born with no heart :P but that's not I want to record here. I wanted to record about the beauty and mystique of life forms.)

I was pondering on how everything should have began. When I wondered about everything I mentioned I couldn't help but accept that there must be a creator or creators of everything. So technically each and everyone of us including the smallest of the viruses to the dinosaurs are all creations. A question sprung in my mind  If we are creations what are we created for? Is there any purpose for our existence ?!

Haven't found the answers, but still lost in the beauty . I must admit this study gave a new perspective to my approach to life and how I see everything including the concept of creationism. A quote comes to my mind now from the book "The Alchemist " which relates to my questions!

“We are travelers on a cosmic journey,stardust,swirling and dancing in the eddies and whirlpools of infinity. Life is eternal. We have stopped for a moment to encounter each other, to meet, to love, to share.This is a precious moment. It is a little parenthesis in eternity.”

I still have no answers but undeniably Life is a gift and we are all beautiful life forms....

Insomniac diaries - Totall recall

I was going through the posts which I had written in my other blog some years ago, which happens to be my very first blog. After posting in that blog for some time I wanted to start another blog so I started writing this one and somehow totally abandoned the old blog. After so many years I thought of visiting it once again. I have mostly written poems on that blog which were a by-product of my pain!

When I read those posts I felt like I was taken back in time. I wrote it obviously in the most darkest and gloomiest phase of my life. Those posts made me remember so many unpleasant things. It was so painful and depressing to even think of incidents that happened back then.It was a time when I was utterly hopeless, scared, lost and confused and I thought there was no way out of it.

But what happened with the passage of time was totally the opposite. Things did definitely take a 180 degree turn which I never expected !! Some changes were gradual some were instant and some changed my perspective of many things in life. If I were to compare myself in these two points of time I feel like a totally different person now, than how I used to be in the past. It's not just me but the people around me feel the same way too. The "transformation" isn't complete yet but I can surely say that so far the progress has been so assuring of a better future filled with hope and happiness.

At first I thought let me not post any of the posts of that blog here as they remind me of things I don't want to remember but then I felt that keeping those memories locked in a side somewhere in the present will help me to be grateful for what I am now and may encourage me in my pursuit to "happyness"


This was a poem I wrote after a nasty argument with my father. You can be judgemental or you can try to put yourself in my shoes choice is yours...

Cursed Dream...

This feeling grows like a cancer,
My sleep deserted me.
I failed in a quest for an answer!
And i stagger shamelessly,
Knowing I have got lost in the middle of nowhere!
and nothing can help me.
To bring myself from there,
Like a saviour-I don't have any..!!
I am dead,
Are u aware of the tears that I've shed??
Everything departs,which was mine
-Once upon a time!!

There's so much sorrow in my heart,
feels like each step is hard to take,
A voice in my head says,
Damned it this world is a fake.
I see a shimmering light , down the tunnel
that wants to save me from this,
But it's too late,
This soul is lost in a dark abyss.
My own legs,makes me trip
over a thousand thorns..
Ripping me apart
I feel so empty,
My soul wants to fly away from here.
This darkness crawls everywhere,
Making my own shadow disappear.
Dreams show me running
a million miles,
letting me think now i am far from you!
I feel so secure.
Bliss is with me for eternity!
But its only till i wake up to face reality.

You are the reason,
For this bleak phase of mine.
I keep falling from a mountain,
Every time u throw those words
Oh!Stop killin' me with ur words,
You know nothing about me.
I hate u now,
And i hate myself for being your son,Daddy!!

The Arsenal

The steroid stack... !

One of my relatives who came to the house became curious looking at my supplements. She asked me what were all the containers that occupied so much space . I felt kinda awkward, I just said they were my supplements and kept quiet. She gave me a strange look! She asked me what were they used for so I had no other way but to give her  a crash course on bodybuilding supplementation but I m damn sure she wouldn't have understood half of what I said!!( Why do you ask me?!)

Next time a couple of my friends who came to see me were shocked to see the size of my protein tub and they were sure this one container was the reason I built muscle and they kept asking me about its price and how long a tub lasted! obviously they must have calculated how much I spent on protein supplements.

Next time another friend comes to my house sees the containers and asks me so much question like if they were all steroids! And when I told him what they were all. He was only half convinced that they were not steroids.

Let me be clear guys

1. I don't do steroids. For me exercising is more to do with being healthy and its like a therapy and meditation. It's my quiet time with my body.

2. Whey protein alone just won't make you build muscle you need to eat properly and bust your ass in the gym.

3.Yes it's costly but everything comes with a price. I don't booze or  smoke like most of the guys . So both of us spend money  but the only difference between me and a majority of guys my age is that the expenditure is for different reasons.

Let me tell you what items are present in my stack and their uses, (From left) Creatine monohydrate - to keep my ATP levels high for training, Pre-workout- to help increase focus during workouts, Whey protein - a fast acting protein essential  to help muscles to recover post workout and then L-glutamine,fish oil capsules & probiotics with a good number of CFU's- to help repair my damaged digestive system. Ya I called it "steroid stack" coz I have a bad sense of humor (you ignoramus! Just kiddingggg ;P )

Transformer..

(This was lying in the drafts for like 4 months I guess..)


My life has been going through radical changes in the past 12 months. Though all the changes were good and have groomed me to be a better person, there was a flip side to them. I was losing my interest in fitness. I was becoming lazy and for almost 6 months or so never stepped into the gym...After such a long time, when I had put on a considerable amount of fat and became totally out of shape it struck me that I should not prolong my exile, so I joined a gym. As soon as registering, I stepped on the weighing scale and boy did I get a mini-heart attack when I saw those numbers!! I ve never weighed that much in my entire life.. And when I measured my waist I felt like screaming! Luckily the gym didn't have a caliper to measure my body fat!! So with all these shocking numbers creating havoc in my brain I stepped on the treadmill I thought I was gonna be exhausted in no time but I kept going on and on and after a decent 20 mins jogging I realized I wasn't fatigued at all...With that little encouragement I went to the dumbbell rack and after some warm up did some dumbbell bench press, I was able to lift almost the same weights which I used to, 6 months back... I thanked all my stars for that ... I need not start everything all over again all those years of hard work definitely have paid off but the numbers were still  scaring the crap out of me... So after the workout I got back home prepared a workout schedule and a diet plan and made a resolution that i'd stick to it.


                             I worked out the next day and the next day but the third day I lost all motivation to go to gym as my mind started playing games with me, thoughts like "U can never get back to ur old shape", "whatever U did was history u're not the same" ,it kept distracting me.To make things worse people who were skinny and lanky 6 months back have now gained some mass...(that's one painful thing to see, when for years you were the "rock star" in the gym!! They have overtook me in this 6 months exile!! ) The next day I forced myself to go.. For 3-4 months this was the case, I was very irregular . I worked out but I lost that drive, I just went on coz I had to... After 3 months was over I stepped on the weighing scale and Gosh!! I had lost 5kgs though the progress was very slow it wasn't bad keeping in mind my motivational level. After seeing the results my motivation slightly increased. I changed my workout plan and went on with a little more intensity . After one whole month of training I stepped on the weighing scale again.I measured the same weight. Pop!! went the bubble.. My mind was telling me "didn't I tell u" ?!!

I never stepped into the gym for another week... I tried everything I knew but I wasn't losing a kilo...That was when I thought of following an expert's advice so I started following Kris Gethin s 12 week free trainer on bodybuilding.com in 2 weeks time my weight started dropping again. There are no words to describe how I felt to see the weighing scale again. In another 7 weeks time I lost like 7 more kgs and finally got the physique I wanted. When I compared my before and after pictures it was shocking to myself at first. It was an impressive transformation! All hard work finally paid off !It was a quite a bumpy ride. I thought I ll post here so I can remind myself about what I have accomplished.

Resurrection...

This is shocking I just opened my blog to see the number of posts I have made on this page and it shows that for one whole year I ve written only one post and that post is  a list of my favorite songs. What has happened to me? Why didn't I record anything on this page ? Am I getting matured am I trying to keep things to myself instead of letting the whole of the web know what I am doing? or am I getting lazy ? or like everyone else am I getting too busy with my life that I hardly have any time at all to post anything on this page? One thing I know for sure is that I haven't written anything at all and one more thing I am sure of is that I don't wanna stop writing, but how am I gonna let my thoughts flow into this keyboard and ultimately on to the web ? How am I gonna make a mark in the history of blogger How am I gonna make people remember my name even after I am gone? Oh! no what have I done? I haven't written anything ...Oops! no I have a couple of drafts lying incomplete but still only a couple ?? where s the genius side of me where s my wisdom? How am I gonna lead the future generation. This world has already missed a genius' presence for one whole year thats 365 days and 365 nights ... It can't be !

What if  my "regular followers" think that I m dead.. No folks am not dead nor I did I have a coma..Relax I m back! Mr.Ess s back this year with a bang! excuse me but I really don't know whats that supposed to mean.. I just said that coz it sounded nice. Hmmm.. This is surprising, astonishing, shocking that I didn't write for a year . That's it I am gonna keep posting more often on this page like how I used to. This year this blog is gonna get its life back. I m gonna bring it back to life. Oh! I guess both the sentences mean the same.No wait it doesn't mean the same first I said the blog is gonna get back it's life and then I said I was gonna do that how can that two be the same.. Ohh goddd! what has happened to me is it coz I didn't write for a long time I m losing my super writing powers ?!! No I haven't lost any of my super powers I m back with a vengeance ...but I don't know what vengeance it is.. I just wrote that line coz its eminem's song line..! Yes eminem the King of hip hop my super mightful god father .. I love you Eminem keep killing it .. Phew! finally somehow completed 2 paragraphs .. Finally started writing again...More stuffs coming soon.. I am back worldwideweb!