Proud to be an Indian...

I think my engless start to forgot.Last thing I remember ki I was on Facebook when a friend of me,shared a person blog..I started read his blog(its definitely a "he" I can tell that just by looking at the  blog ) It was about the blogger's frustration about Fb users posting their photos on Fb and their status updates.I thought of sharing his post here..so that the people of the world can get enlightened by this noble soul's words of wisdom.But on a second thought It's a little risky.If he comes to know that  I have used his words in my blog he may get offended and can even sue me for copyrights violason. So,I will share some quotes of him and I jump to about the "kolaveri version" of the englees language.So here are a few lines from his blog...
  

• "The pen is mightier than the sword and all ok, but don't try to fight with a pen. Otherwise there will be ink all over you."

• "Can’t you sit simply and keep your hands and legs idle? What is your objective in life? To make others jealous? Then why you are simply keep on changing your profile picture? What is the reason? Come on tell me. I want to know the answer."

• "See I know ki I also have dreams. Yes boss, I want to play cricket for India, it is a big dream for me. But think practically. Life is not a game ok? I have to have good “education” first."

    (I was laughing out loud like a mad man looking at the computer monitor as I was reading his posts!!Well,my mom might have thought something had happened to me! )
                       
                     I personally feel Englees is one of the assets of the British left over while leaving India.They tortured and ruled us for only some years.But we Indians take revenge for that buy murdering englees ever since the day they left!!We as Indians are patriotic very much ki we only speak englees in our mother tongue!!ya,so true.One Instance... for a  Malayali it is "Sir,Won small OHbligation".And some of these clowns out there just like the one whose blog I read recently go one step more and start blogging with their horrible,terrible, Englees.(If a British reads their blog what will he think about our India,Oh god!!) I gotta admit its annoying how confidently they speak in spite of the terrible mistakes they make. It's ok yaar take it easy..I say this to myself.There must be some spices in life because only then life becomes interesting.Take one movie for  example we want songs ,sentiments, love, comedy, fight,villain..only then the movie become interesting so lets forget the murder of engleees and enjoy the punny part.After all English is not our national language and even if it becomes one,we'll only talk englees in our mother Tongue.Proud to be an Indian.Jai Hind!!

How to Irritate Someone (part - 4) - The Sledging

It's been a while since someone really got into my prankster traps!I used to wonder was something wrong with the world or was it just me??I mean everything seemed to go on so perfectly!!But that was not for long!! I came across this "SOB" at the gym recently.He is dark(darker than anyone can possibly imagine),stupid,looks like a moron,looks like who had little or no formal education and definitely no knowledge about body building.He is a complete eye sore for a guy like me.The previous day he had pissed me off and I reacted,but as usual the people at gym intervened and ended the whole thing. This post is about the aftermath..I went to the gym the next day,it was a "Leg day" for me.The most intense workout day of the week,as I squat a hell lotta weight.I was so focused about the workout.But my bad luck(or his')!As soon as I entered,this retard showed up!

The Waking up of the Prankster 
                                                     He said something to me,I couldn't hear what he said,as I was wearing my headphones and the music was blaring.So I took 'em off and asked "what?".He said,"I said Hi!!"(Actually the previous day "Gym periya manushanga ellam samathanaam padithitaanga,But I don't have the words to describe how it felt to shake hands with a person like him who was no match !!it's more than just DISGUSTING :( ) I nodded.with a blank expression.He added "so what muscle are you working out today?I thought "MF" you talkin' to me??! and after a pause I said "Legs".His reply really took me by surprise.He said "I am also working out legs today,shall we work out together?"I was totalllyyy pissed off!How dare he ask such a question??Did he think he was equal to me??Could he possibly match me??But on the other hand my prankster side woke up!!and was grinning...!!! I said "yeah,why not..?you continue I'll get changed and join you in sometime"

The 220 lbs surprise  
                                       I changed to my sleeveless.Put on my shoes.Did warm up and stretches.And I got down.This MF was  talking to sum guys.I interrupted and asked what work out he was doing.He said he was gonna do leg presses.I told him I forgot his name and asked his name again.He told me his name.But I seriously don't remember it now.I didn't take the pain of registering the name of a Fucktard in my brain.I asked him "are you from proper Madurai?He nodded and said where he lived.I grinned.He asked me"why are you laughing?" .I shook my head and told "You look like a villager!!(unna paatha pattikaatan maathiri irukku!!-tamil translation for effective understanding :D ),These clothes that you wear can't hide what you really are..its so evident you are a guy who hails from a village.Please don't tell me it isn't true."I said.He stared at me and after a pause he said "no my native is Melur...."I laughed."I knew it.wasn't I right??" I said.He remind silent.I said "Okay you wanted to workout with me,right??I start with squats..."He said I ll finish this set and join you in sometime.I said okay and I went to the smith machine finished one set of squat.He came to me.I said "Come on,do".He looked at the smith machine loaded with 220 lbs!!He blinked.He was shocked :D  :D .He said no "I don't do this much weight."I said "its okay I am with you I'll help!"He was persistent.He said "no,I can't squat this much weight!"I thought ya that's what I wanted to hear from you,you bitch!!.But I didn't stop at that I started forcing him.He kept saying the same thing.

 Call for a lift     
                            I was persuading him.He called a trainer and said "see he wants me to squat this much weight,you know how much i can do please tell him"the trainer said "sir,he doesn't do heavy weights."I laughed.I said to the trainer"He is always like this he can't handle anything on his own,even yesterday he went and complained to another trainer.Fit for nothing".Both the trainer and the Bit#$ knew what I was up to!I added,"he wanted to workout with me,now when I telll him to squat.He is not doing it.The trainer again said"no it's too heavy for him.He can't do that much weight."I grinned.Now the bitch interrupted.He couldn't take any more of the humiliation!!"He said "people should know their own limitations and remain where they belong and when people bite more than they can chew they lose their dignity.I retorted,"That's exactly what I wanted to tell you.."You think you and I are in the same footing??Now look who has stepped over the line and who has lost their dignity?Now the trainer left."You are no match to me.Keep that in your mind."

One-on-One 
                         This guy was totally lost!but still he tried his best not to show it.He said "No Senthil, look.. if you get big and more muscular,you'll look like a hero.But if i do the same thing i'll look like a gunda!! Oh!ya?? I said sarcastically.And he tried talking to me in English.He sucked at it too.His English was terrible.Now I started to talk in English too!!I commented "your English is terrible man.Where did u do your schooling" he said some school in melur.I asked him "what about college?"He said "KLN".I asked "How much did u pay them??".He was getting mad!!But he tried so hard to maintain his cool!!!I asked him "what do you do??"He said "I am a counselor."I laughed oh??so about what do you guide people??He said about career,jobs...based on what are you counseling others?you studied any additional courses?He said "No.Based on my experience I guide people.""oh what experience do u have?"         "I know how to communicate with people? I can find what they are really interested in.There are many ways of approaching a problem.I know how to approach!!""Oh??You mean like Neuro linguistic programming??"He asked what does that mean.(I myself didn't know what that meant and I had heard that word only sometime back before gym!!)I gave my own stupid explanation...I said it's an approach.See a glass is half filled.You can say that in two ways-the glass is half empty or..."half full" he retorted.I said very good you are fast at grasping!!He was so proud of himself!! He smiled in acknowledgement of my compliment!!(I was laughing out loud inside me!!)I mean what a moron!!!

The finishing touch
                                    I said "anyways why are we talking.Come lets exercise!!"and I looked at the squat machine.He said,"No Senthil..." and he kept talking.I was smiling and listening to all his bullshit for a minute or two.Then I lost my patience,I said "you know what??You are starting to piss me off...I am thinking if you will be able to take my hit or will u collapse ...!!"Finally he got offended!!He said  "you are gonna beat me??what are you gonna do??"In an angry tone.I said "You wana know??"And I threw my fist  on him like I was gonna hit him in his face.But I didn't actually hit him.!!He got terrified and covered his body with his hands!!I laughed like the villains in old Tamil movies!! :D Look I am not gonna hit you.I just told you what I thought!!!He stared for a minute.I looked at him like a clown!!Suddenly he took out his cell phone and started talking,he gestured to me that he ll be back and walked away!!I started to workout...after some ten minutes I looked at him.He was sitting in the front desk talking to a trainer and after sometime he went into the manager's room.And was talking to him for a longtime then he went.The manager when he came out of the room looked at me and turned away.The next day a trainer calls me(he's a friend of mine) and asks"what were you talking to that guy yesterday?""nothing much was simply talking" I replied."Why did u pretend like punching him?He asked.I said nothing to that.I grinned!! He starts to advice me again "Senthil don't talk to him.You have come here to workout, please do that.Why do you wanna waste time talking to guys like him?Don't get into any quarrel with him if you don't like him just ignore him....!!!" I could guess what might have happened inside the manager's room!! Haaahahahaaaa!!! :D He still comes to the gym.But never does he dare to look at me!!and it's kinda fun to watch him workout!!I think my granny can lift more weights than him!!!He's a total clown!!
                  

Red or Black???

My favorite color used to be red since my childhood days.I used to find it attractive,powerful,more dominating than the other colors.But from my teenage I started liking Black color more.Most of my dresses are black.My cell phone,bike,mp3 player,pens, most of my things are in black color.My preference towards Red has slightly come down.And Black seems a lot attractive.I am starting to wonder which is my favorite, Red or Black??

Boy bands..

The first English pop song I ever listened to was the Backstreet Boys's.It was when I was in my ninth grade.I was a typical teenager,who wanted to try out new things.I was interested in music,movies,sports,travel and a lot other things.My father bought me this new Philips Mp3 cd player,which can play video Cds and also it had 2 built in tape recorders.It was the latest in the market by that time.Now,I heard the name of this band somehow and I liked the title of the band -"Backstreet Boys".It was catchy!!So I bought this album of theirs' named "Backstreet Boys".I still remember the day I bought the cassette and how eagerly I played it on.(the reason for buying cassettes and not Cd's was simple,a company audio Cd costs 300RS,but a company cassette costs 150 Rs.One Cd equaled two cassettes!!,I can spend the extra 150 on another new cassette!!common sense :D )That album was their first album it seems.But I had no idea about it when I bought it. I used to play it all day and all night.I had some favorites in the album...


 1."Get down"
2."Boys will be boys"
3."Quit playing games"
4."As long as you love me"
5."Lets have a party"
6."Everybody(Backstreet's back)
7."Every time I close my eyes"





That was my first exposure to Pop music,I'd say...

And from that day on I started listening to pop songs more than the monotonous Tamil movie songs.I started buying a lot of pop albums.Almost 75% of my  pocket money was spent on cassettes,Cd s !!One day, I happened to see a pop song on TV.The sound of the song itself was totally different from the songs I had previously listened to till that point of time.I loved the song.But somehow I would come across the song only after they have displayed the band name.I was so eagerly waiting to buy that album.And finally one day I got the name of the band it was "Blue" another boy band!So the next day after school,I got this cassette from the stores and as soon as I reached my house jumped out of the car and went running into my room and I played this cassette."All rise" was the first song!!The same song which I had seen on TV it sounded even better in my system.I would have re winded and played it a 100 times the whole day!!!!I liked the whole album,but some songs were more appealing and catchy...they deserve a special mention...


1."All rise"
2."Too Close"
3. "Fly by"
4."Make it happen"
5."This temptation"
6."Back to you"
7."Back some day"
8."Best in me"
9."Girl I'll Never understand"





Now the album has got only 12 songs!!I love these 9 songs.So It's so obvious how much I loved the album.I knew the lyrics to all the song by heart!!! I was so addicted to this band.Blue is one of my favorite bands of all time.My some other favorites from their collections,

1."Bubblin"
2."Get Down On it"
3.."U make me wanna"
4."Sorry seems to be the hardest word"
5."Breathe Easy"
6."When Summer's gone"
7."Walk away"
8."Taste it"
9."Love at first sight"
10."One love"
11."Plz don't treat me like a fool"

Nadanthathu enana....

 Thanks to the advent of youtube.Its the most  entertaining place on the internet.I get to watch my favorite actors' comedy scenes,interviews,music videos,body building videos and any video about anything,You name it,youtube has got it.One thing I 've noticed recently is the increasing number of short films on youtube though a majority of them SUCK bigtime.There are some movies I enjoyed watching.This post is about "my favorite short film",I'd say...I don't know how many times I've watched this movie.But every single time I watch it, I end up LMAO...I saw this movie first time in a TV program and I just loved it right away.I am just thinking aloud which mischief of the protagonist do I like more??hhmmm, drugging the hostel warden??herding ducks inside the college campus???conducting "siripukoottam" for arrear students?? or ogling the young lecturer?? :D :D Man,it's hard to discriminate...Well,now some of my favourite dialogues in the movie..

Principal to Arumaiprakaasam : "Nee en madam kitta apdi nadanthukitta??...athu enna paarvai athu,hmm??"(and the BGM for the love episode, sounds great!! :D ...)

The angry warden :"ivanga ellam padikka varala sir,nammala mudikka vanthurukaanga"??
"Enga college pera internetla thattunaale intha video thaanga varuthu,this is highly ridiculous..."

Principal to warden:"Mr.maruthu 12 hours irukuma??"
Warden:"18 hours sir"


AP's friend : "Dei Machi!unna dismiss pana porangaalam da"
AP : "Marubadiyuma da???"

This film is about Arumaiprakaasam a mischievous college student and his notorious deeds.8 minutes of out and out comedy...this guy is so natural and he suits the role perfectly.And so does all the other characters including the eavesdropping peon!!The screenplay with a twist in the end,cinematography,audio,video quality everything  is good.I can't complain about anything....Ok,now I think I am gonna watch it again... :D :D