Boy meets girl,girl meets boy..both talk,exchange numbers,then talk in morning,talk through afternoon, meet in evening..Then talk all night long and the next day boy/girl proposes, the other party accepts.Both are madly in "love". It goes on for sometime then they are confronted by a villain boy fights the villain and then both boy and girl are re-united! ~ The End ~ That's the blue print of any love story.I am talking about the stories written for movies only.
Writing a love story is a task that doesn't need any help of your brain.To be even more precise the more stupid it is,the higher the possibilities of its popularity among people,take for instance the most dumbest "love story" ever written in the history of mankind "The Twilight".Love stories always have a lot of appeal among the audiences especially girls.!No further elaborations required I guess.So, since it's reach is obvious and encouraging more people stoop to writing love stories.Tamil movie makers are no exception.Is it that they have no other goods to deliver or are they not willing to try new things?I mean it's the same thing again and again and again.And its very boring.I can list at least 10 movies which have the same story line as that of "Romeo and Juliet" .If you are gonna ask these story writers about plagiarism they'll unanimously say they haven't even heard about "Romeo and Juliet".And their stories were their own creations!
As far as Tamil cinema is concerned,it's an unwritten rule that a new-comer(a guy) must opt for love stories.Once,after he is popular among people once his bloody face gets familiar with the spectators he can choose action roles,fight with out numbered enemies with both his hands tied!He can advice people on how to live a noble life, throughout the movie and thereby play a major role in the reformation of the society.But all that's next set of steps.But the first step is act only in love stories.
Now its time to quote some famous stunts which the heroes in these love stories do to make their love interests fall at their feet..
1.Save a puppy by risking his life,from a lorry which is about to run over the poor thing
2.Save the heroine from a bunch of rogues who are about to hurt her
3.Pretend to forget that it's the heroine's birthday but he surprises her by giving a surprise party and taking her to exotic places
4.Throw away a cigarette,when the girl passes by..you know as a symbol of respect!!
5.The heroine would have wanted to buy some clothes or footwear but someone might have bought it.The hero gets it from the other person,to show how much he loves the girl!!Even if it takes standing toe to toe - "Action love story"
6.Advice the heroine about her dressing.Educating her about the culture and tradition of India.And overnight the girl falls in love!!!!!!!!
There are innumerable stunts and scenes...but I think this is sufficient for my post.That's all folks
Now its time to quote some famous stunts which the heroes in these love stories do to make their love interests fall at their feet..
1.Save a puppy by risking his life,from a lorry which is about to run over the poor thing
2.Save the heroine from a bunch of rogues who are about to hurt her
3.Pretend to forget that it's the heroine's birthday but he surprises her by giving a surprise party and taking her to exotic places
4.Throw away a cigarette,when the girl passes by..you know as a symbol of respect!!
5.The heroine would have wanted to buy some clothes or footwear but someone might have bought it.The hero gets it from the other person,to show how much he loves the girl!!Even if it takes standing toe to toe - "Action love story"
6.Advice the heroine about her dressing.Educating her about the culture and tradition of India.And overnight the girl falls in love!!!!!!!!
There are innumerable stunts and scenes...but I think this is sufficient for my post.That's all folks
yeah i would love to see the above ingredients in twilight series,how a about the vamp doing a song sequence running around trees,still remembering lost love with growing beard and soup song (sic):D
ReplyDeletedude,Twilight is already stupidity at its heights.How about all the ingredients of twilight in a tamil "love story"??say a vampire from chennai and a werewolf from bangalore are after a psycho heroine who comes from pakistan and stays in chennai probably for blasting the secretariat??
Deleteyeah thats what i meant to say,these ingredients make it more spoof! hate this movie,i mean its not a decent vamp movie and rom movie...stitching up both looks scary enough!
ReplyDeletespeaking about vampire movies I'd say I liked "Dracula" the 1992 movie,It was more sensible and appealing.But this twilight shit is so artificial and the dialogues the heroine speaks,sounds so made up.. on the whole its total craaaaaappp man..btw have u seen "vampires suck" spoof of twilight ???? :D
Deletehello knock knock....i like twilight...poor unromantic souls can keep wondering wht its al about
ReplyDeleteathaana yaarachum varanume :D ..twilight is plain stupid,no change in that..If you call it romance what will you call "titanic","a walk to remember","The Notebook" and a lot of other really romantic movies??and me unromantic??says who???!!
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